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Can't believe it was an amature performance it was more like a professional production with the set and the quality of the actors and choriography.
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The Mad Cows! |
| Set construction at The Ashton Theatre. |  |
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Are we alone? |
| Who is that? ... Come in, Helga ... |  |
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What is that - a wig? |
| No, it is not a wig! It is a wiglet. |  |
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It is I, Capitano Alberto Bertorelli. |
| I was just adjusting my G string. |  |
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For am I called Coquette, the girl men can't forget. |
| I will put in their drinks a Resistance suicide pill. |  |
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Good moaning. |
| It is I, Leclerc. |  |
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| How do you fancy a spin in my little tank? ... Flat out with my ventilators open can be quite an exhilaring experience ... |
| Do not cease your revelries just because I have the power to shoot anyone who looks suspicious. You will enjoy yourselves. Proceed. |  |
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| Are you going to buy a naughty girl a drink? |
| And now ladies and gentlemen it is cabaret time at Café René. |  |
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| Any moment now she will be tripping down the stairs, Everyone cheers, When she appears. |
| I'm gorgeous, am I not? |  |
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| Fifi, Fifi! The toast of Paree. |
| But everybody loves Fifi. |  |
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| It is tied to my log. I will have to take off my poloceman's pints. |
| I was getting the sausage. Remember! Here it is. |  |
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| You have many medals. |
| Me - I no makea the jokes. I makea the love. |  |
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| What a mistaka to makea! |
| I shall take my wife with me. I am not so heartless as to leave her behind. The last train is in ten minutes. |  |
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| Oh René! |
| I am dotty about you. |  |
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| Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. |
| Hallo. We're jolly hungry. Can we have some food? |  |
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| Blowing up Hitler is against the law. |
| One thousand and three, one thousand and four. One thousand and five. |  |
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| Give me my trousers. |
| Do not be a smart arse with me, Helga. |  |
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| No wonder the girls, they go mad. If I met me, I would go mad. |
| Hallo ... It's Berlin. |  |
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| Are you putting on that cologne that has a strange effect on me? |
| I came in first incase you were engaged in the nooky. |  |
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| If there is any hanky panky in the back row you will be shot. |
| Captain Alberto. I am trying to eat my chocolates. |  |
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| Nature-loving Norma arises from her bed in her tent in the woods. |
| That is a big secret. I no tell you. |  |
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| Goodbye , Monsieur. As soon as you get a new ballcock, let me know. |
| Sorry, I am busy. I cannot talk to you at the moment. |  |
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| ... I think I should warn you a very important person is visting your cafe tonight. |
| We have a leaky Hitler. |  |
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| ... Left, right, left right ... Mark time. Halt! Heil Hitler. |  |
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| Alberto - you incompetent wop ... You are the worst Hitler I have ever met. |
| I am here , my Fuhrer. Sieg Heil, sieg heil. |  |
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| I told you it was under your nose. |
| I have always had a weakness for big boobies. |  |
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